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Nicholle0205
  • Town/Country : Colorado Springs, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17083) - you deserved it (22227)

On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32740) - you deserved it (11618)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States



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