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About NiceTryStalker : I think life is full of crossroads, difficult questions && doleful clichés that you are expected to cope with. i often ask myself what the meaning of life is, but i rarely come up with an answer that makes sense. there is also this other thing i've always wanted to know.. when you mix a tiny bit of black in a can of white painting, will you ever be able to get the painting completely white again?i tend to wonder about stupid things. bare with me. i'm way curious, && i ask a lot of questions. appearantly it's annoying, but it's better to learn new stuff than to stay uninformed. one day i hope to be someone special to someone that's special to me. i'm sick of being the gum under peoples shoes. i've learned to accept myself, && truly love myself. i'm fascinated by people who actually have the creativity (and ability) to be original && not afraid to really show who they are. lately, i've tried to be like that. so shut up && kiss me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML
Friday 22 May 2015