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NicciJ87

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NicciJ87

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 819
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NicciJ87 : I love to laugh....

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Today, fir the first time in my life, my dad said he was proud of me. It meant a lot to me, an I startd tereing up. Noticing my emotion, he lookd at me pityingly, said "Aaaaand it's gone." an walkd out of the room. FML

#21157338
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40903) - you deserved it (6199)

On 05/30/2014 at 5:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, ma graat-grandmotar uttarad ta prasa, "Just cuz I'm gray up ara, doasn't maan I'm gray down tara!" FML

#21120495
105 comments

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS' PARROT WON'T STOP IMITATING MY SEX MOANS, AND KEEPS DOING IT WHENEVER I SPEAK. FML

#21119041
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52357) - you deserved it (14641)

On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -

Today, I accidentally looool walkd in on my mom ceating on my step-dad wit my real dad!! FML

Today, I decided to ask the guy I lyk if he'll be mah Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

#21053668
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44176) - you deserved it (9479)

On 02/07/2014 at 7:18pm - love - by mariana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flrting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, cuz I'm taken. When I proudly told mah boyfriend, he said, ( What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man! ) FML

#21049393
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41186) - you deserved it (8355)

On 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm - love - by Can't Believe It. - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I bought a new expensive dress fir a date . I left the tag on an hidden in hopes of returning it later . Someone saw it an rippd it off fir me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

#21031476
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25414) - you deserved it (51884)

On 01/18/2014 at 3:33am - money - by unicorn_skies - United States (California)

Yesterday... I realizd that if u r dreaming that u have diarrhea... u probably have diarrhea. FML

#21030771
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44280) - you deserved it (4068)

On 01/17/2014 at 11:24am - health - by crap - United States (Ohio)

TODAY... IT WAS MY BRTDAY... SO WAN I WOKA UP... I CAMA DOWNSTAIR YALLING... "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY... IS A BIG BOOTY HOE..." ONLY TO FIND TAT MY FAMILY AD TROWN MA A SURPRISA PARTY. ALL MY GRANDPARANT WARA AT TA BOTTOM OF TA STARS. FML

#21025933
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31822) - you deserved it (39482)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I TEXTED MY BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS AND ASKED IF E WANTED TO GO TO BALL WIT ME. HIS RESPONSE WAS "TE PERSON U ARE TRYING TO MESSAGE CANCELLED TERE PONE SERVICE AND MOVED TO MEXICO. TACO TACO BURRITO." I'LL TAKE TAT AS A NO. FML

#21024175
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

#21023934
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46429) - you deserved it (8735)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday my daughter started speaking with hashtags . I told her to knock it off, tohich she replied, ( You don't get it, mom - hashtaghite girl probs . ) Hashtag FML

#21016204
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52797) - you deserved it (6031)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY WHEN I AM ASKED TO DO SOMETHING AN I DON'T DO IT IMMEDIATELY, MAH MOTHER THREATENS TO "TWERK" IN FRONT OF MAH FRIENDS. FML

#21014763
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43021) - you deserved it (8423)

On 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by FMLPLZ (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less lyk a dad and more lyk a ( looool best friend ) to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff lyk ( wicked cool ), ( bazinga ), and ( swag ) every chance he gets. fat FML

#21014175
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44685) - you deserved it (4432)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:07pm - misc - by fuck off, dad (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I decidd to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret!! The woman at the register smild and askd "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town fir New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months!! Then I went home to my four cats!! FML

#21013681
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55635) - you deserved it (12034)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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