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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 July 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NicH1799 : Sometimes... people creep on profiles... you're one of thise people aren't you? In that case... luv meh at kik: NicH179 Also: I'm fourteen. I know I look a little bit older, but it's just 14. Nevermind that last bit, I'm now 15. The magic of aging. Amateur bladesmith. Read "Not bad, but melts tips off knives like it's his job."

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