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Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

#16030983
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37754) - you deserved it (4108)

On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34409) - you deserved it (4908)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

#8539206
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26855) - you deserved it (2297)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

#8223058
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26124) - you deserved it (9198)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

#8189417
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (6493)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by Chris - United States (California)

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

#8167540
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10689) - you deserved it (26018)

On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

#8159042
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29718) - you deserved it (4320)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:41am - love - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML

#8132477
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26770) - you deserved it (3227)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:58pm - kids - by Rehab (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (228710) - you deserved it (80521)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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