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Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10714) - you deserved it (1284)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38675) - you deserved it (5262)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (2813)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

#16030983 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (30856) - you deserved it (3000)

On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901 (391)

I agree, your life sucks (43581) - you deserved it (4464)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745 (305)

I agree, your life sucks (26651) - you deserved it (3140)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

#8539206 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (20038) - you deserved it (1596)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

#8223058 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (19138) - you deserved it (6732)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

#8189417 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (14954) - you deserved it (4737)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by Chris - United States (California)

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

#8167540 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (8009) - you deserved it (17554)

On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

#8159042 (291)

I agree, your life sucks (22385) - you deserved it (3036)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:41am - love - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML

#8132477 (256)

I agree, your life sucks (20550) - you deserved it (2288)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:58pm - kids - by Rehab (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (381258) - you deserved it (34533)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)



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