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Niahbby
  • Town/Country : Portsmouth, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1057
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Niahbby : Im Shaniah,but known as Niah. Im a young wirter and im determined to get my passion for writing out in the world for everyone to read.I like this website by the way.

*In the works of writing a new play called "Lonely Girl" *

oh yeah...Want more contact with me: http://www.myspace.com/niahbfresh

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Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73519) - you deserved it (5243)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:19am - intimacy - by Ariel (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really asking what day this happened. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by embarrassed (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

#2501660 (314)

I agree, your life sucks (51729) - you deserved it (2433)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by biker2012 (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because "he didn't believe in marriage." FML

#2501509 (270)

I agree, your life sucks (61218) - you deserved it (2936)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML

#2499784 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (16716) - you deserved it (45689)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by sweet_02 (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

#2499488 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (94672) - you deserved it (4337)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

#2491424 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (33604) - you deserved it (7499)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:55am - love - by thanksbaby (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our 1 year anniversary and it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two pack of cigarettes. FML

#2465572 (177)

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On 05/31/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by sadwife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

#2427571 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (6387) - you deserved it (47332)

On 05/30/2009 at 8:48am - kids - by Jess (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

#2427031 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (34466) - you deserved it (6234)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:39am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 3:11pm - misc - by jojo (woman) - United States (California)



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