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NiCocaCola

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  • Number of visits : 8271
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:20pm<b>kemar7856</b> - the 12/25/2010 at 8:17pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/29/2009 at 11:30pm<b>donnieandalicia</b> - the 05/21/2009 at 9:25am<b>oliviafield</b> - the 05/21/2009 at 1:29am<b>nokiac_b</b> - the 05/20/2009 at 8:54pm<b>username666</b> - the 04/30/2009 at 10:27pm<b>awesomegeek</b> - the 04/12/2009 at 12:09am<b>Kiquick</b> - the 04/11/2009 at 12:08am<b>mylifesucks_alot</b> - the 03/22/2009 at 9:49am

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NiCocaCola's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

by fullmoonfml / 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML

by idgit42 / 07/27/2010 at 6:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Money

Today, I was puked on for the third time in three years at our annual choir concert. What makes it so significant? The fact that the same guy pukes on me every year from stage fright. We're arranged alphabetically, and he's always in the row RIGHT above me. FML

by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 5:27pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

by poo_shoe123 / 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids