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Newbie21

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  • Number of visits : 1177
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>DaEpicTaco</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 5:54am<b>PiscesNation</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 7:14pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 6:50am<b>whuuut___</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 9:19pm<b>mikewoot99</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 10:54am<b>cadillacgal79</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 11:29pm<b>ZoeFirefly</b> - the 03/15/2014 at 5:11pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 4:38pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 2:19am<b>Miso_Soupu</b> - the 04/09/2010 at 11:35am<b>perdix</b> - the 01/25/2010 at 8:51am<b>saaaammmmm</b> - the 01/23/2010 at 6:24pm<b>sucka_fool</b> - the 01/20/2010 at 8:49pm<b>adonals</b> - the 01/17/2010 at 11:34pm<b>DaleksAreEpic</b> - the 01/08/2010 at 7:34pm<b>Plow_Me</b> - the 01/05/2010 at 11:29pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 12:50pm

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Newbie21's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2010 at 2:54am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef is throwing food at us, I'm getting ready for my turn. He tosses the piece of broccoli at me, I lean back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML

by ashley_skillz06 / 01/24/2010 at 12:21am / Miscellaneous

Today, I weighed myself. When I was fifteen, my mom yelled at me, saying that I was going to end up being 200 pounds by the time I was forty. Well, mom, you're wrong. At this rate I'll be 200 pounds by the time I'm twenty. FML

by notaguidette / 01/23/2010 at 2:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health