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Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML


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On 02/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef is throwing food at us, I'm getting ready for my turn. He tosses the piece of broccoli at me, I lean back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by ashley_skillz06 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I weighed myself. When I was fifteen, my mom yelled at me, saying that I was going to end up being 200 pounds by the time I was forty. Well, mom, you're wrong. At this rate I'll be 200 pounds by the time I'm twenty. FML


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On 01/23/2010 at 2:47pm - health - by notaguidette (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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