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  • Town/Country : Newark, NJ
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1978 (33 years)
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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (34936)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)



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