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  • Number of visits : 1419
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Nevracceptdefeat : Feel free to message me however that doesn't mean i'll reply

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45375) - you deserved it (3338)

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Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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On 03/28/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by :( (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41381) - you deserved it (6118)

On 03/24/2014 at 4:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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