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Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20011) - you deserved it (1709)
On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31067) - you deserved it (1971)
On 08/03/2011 at 2:01am - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23785) - you deserved it (1731)
On 08/01/2011 at 8:55am - intimacy - by notsurprised (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26471) - you deserved it (2534)
On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20548) - you deserved it (1963)
On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22623) - you deserved it (7623) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
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