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  • Number of visits : 2985
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About NeverShoutDana : I'm Dana.

I love sleeping and crushing dreams.

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I was bitchd out by mah 17 year old son's teacher!! It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate 4 his own political beliefs in a presentation, and mah son endd his speech saying, "And it remains mah opinion that our instructor is cramping mah motherfucking style." Instant suspension!! FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (4925)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today,hile riding in the car with mah mother, we got into an argument, athich looool point she pulld the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and usd it to turn off the passenger airbag . She then continud driving in silence . big fat FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34880) - you deserved it (4649)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told ma dad I was going to te gym . He stood up an clapped . fat FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (10000)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today I woke up at mah girlfriend's house. She was staring at me holding a knife over mah face. She ran away giggling. mega FML

#17457057
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39521) - you deserved it (4244)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked outside mah house to find mah father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing lyk a maniac and screaming, ( Die bitches! Die! ) FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (4289)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Told Mah Mom I Wanted To Try Out Fir The Track Team. Her Exact Words Were "good Luck, Fatty". FML

#17425463
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (6066)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fre alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, an sprinted 4 the door. FML

#17424598
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (2249)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (10043)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40362) - you deserved it (6216)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was so hungover, I startd yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walkd in on me calling mah cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (43260)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent . I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old nieceho could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

#16842955
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10040) - you deserved it (43125)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I Was At The Park With My Daughter. She Walked Up To A Boy At The Swings... Held Her Hand Out... And Said... "Hi I'm Vanessa... And Someday You'll Be Working 4 Me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32550) - you deserved it (12396)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our brth year.

#16589535
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51393) - you deserved it (3655)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50438) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)



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