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Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77463) - you deserved it (299274)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML


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On 02/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by faye (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27835) - you deserved it (1991)

On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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