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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 June 1990 (24 years)
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About Neronine382 : There's a lot about me but I don't really find any of it interesting besides all of my past girlfriends have cheated, I'm tall, blue-silver eyes, and I love basketball and books. =]

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today I had dinner at mah girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend 4 a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
205 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today Ma Boyfriend An I Were Visiting A Istorical War Bunker Wen I Accidentally Let Rip A Small Fart!! My Boyfriend Responded Wit A Orribly Loud Orrendou Fart An Loudly Announced ( Tis Is War!! ) Tere Were People Lots Of People!! FML

#18374141
159 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today , I cummd home from a weekend trip with some friends , an walkd straight in on mah girlfriend cheating on me!! She burst into tears an began apologizing!! Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought u were coming back tomorrow." mega FML

#18326234
173 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

YESTERDAY, IT WAS MAH FIRST TIME TAKING BLOOD ON THE WARD. THE DOCTOR SAW THAT I WAS NERVOUS AN GAVE ME A VIOLENT OLD MAN WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA WHO THOUGHT I WAS THERE TO KILL HIM. REAL FML

Today... it's my frst Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children... my roommate told me to compliment a little grl by saying ( You have a face only a parent could love ). I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad.

#18123413
139 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML

#18086804
198 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

I'm hiding in mah own house, because mah crazy neighbor wants to ( play. ) Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

#18049088
148 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm - misc - by pretty_coin - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

#18039986
180 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my cloths in my own home. FML

#18023382
240 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah eleven year old sister came in, and bitchd to me and mah boyfriend about how she was going to tell mah mom about the usd condom she found . My boyfriend punchd her in the face . FML

#18022495
159 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I showed my boyfriend a calendar... marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before...hich had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

#17901897
216 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by friskeyk14 - United States (California)



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