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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 June 1990 (24 years)
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About Neronine382 : There's a lot about me but I don't really find any of it interesting besides all of my past girlfriends have cheated, I'm tall, blue-silver eyes, and I love basketball and books. =]

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Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
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I agree, your life sucks (7541) - you deserved it (48320)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6828) - you deserved it (23911)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6828) - you deserved it (23911)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6828) - you deserved it (23911)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25207) - you deserved it (113185)

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