Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Nerfherder69

Offline (the 04/02/2015 at 5:30pm) | Search for a member

Nerfherder69

4Fucked!

Nerfherder69Nerfherder69
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Nerfherder69's page activity

Visits<b>XxNekoLovexX</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 8:22am<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 6:54am<b>brasiliano</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 3:24pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 10:33am<b>gbankston7</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 6:35pm<b>singer0421</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 4:11am<b>Teddzz</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 2:29am<b>meggieeeee92</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 11:22pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 12:11pm<b>reno_frazier3</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 6:30am<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 8:44pm<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 11:31am<b>Timpa70</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 8:10pm<b>iwanttogotoparis</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 12:05am<b>sammy1021</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 10:32am<b>irwingiggles</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 5:58am<b>Oliok</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:06am<b>CH_1495</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 1:34am

Fucked!<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:40am<b>Oliok</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 10:51pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 2:33pm<b>XxNekoLovexX</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 2:20am

Nerfherder69's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of Nerfherder69's badges

Nerfherder69's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

#21227114
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43524) - you deserved it (7057)

On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26735) - you deserved it (4927)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML

#15570685
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25549) - you deserved it (14712)

On 03/31/2011 at 1:49am - health - by foreverafatty (woman) - United States (Nevada)



FML's blog

  • Elaillce's illustrated FML
  • So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I…

Friday 17 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: