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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1012
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Neorecon19 : I may act stupid, but at least I'm not boring! Though 8 of 10 people that know would agree with the stupid part = /

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Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39167) - you deserved it (9071)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML


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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML


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On 07/12/2011 at 9:34am - misc - by Ghettogirl4life - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML


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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I learned the only job that actually wants me is as a peanut butter factory worker. I've been unemployed for 9 months. I'm also allergic to nuts. FML


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On 04/26/2011 at 3:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

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