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NeonBlack

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 December 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 634
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NeonBlack : So, my names Zach. Not too much of a writer, if you wanna know anything, feel free to ask away. Music is my life, I'm a beastly guitarist, I'm told, and I can also play keyboard, flute, drums, bass, harmonica, ocarina, trumpet and kazoo, haha.

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NeonBlack's favorite FMLs

Today, I pressed snooze on my alarm clock for one of the first times ever. I ended up being late to my 8am class, and when I showed up, I couldn't start the projector. I called Tech Support. They came... and pushed the large button labeled "power." The whole class laughed. FML

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

#18153608
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33991) - you deserved it (8281)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:29am - love - by fmlifer - United States (California)

Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML

#18153338
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28424) - you deserved it (2287)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:04am - work - by fired (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33810) - you deserved it (8988)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (14668)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

#3582507
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47742) - you deserved it (10911)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - animals - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

#278684
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79690) - you deserved it (4935)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by uncomfortable (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

#70124
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27279) - you deserved it (53895)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)



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