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NeonBlack

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 868
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NeonBlack : So, my names Zach. Not too much of a writer, if you wanna know anything, feel free to ask away. Music is my life, I'm a beastly guitarist, I'm told, and I can also play keyboard, flute, drums, bass, harmonica, ocarina, trumpet and kazoo, haha.

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NeonBlack's favorite FMLs

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56810) - you deserved it (11842)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

#18304888
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34791) - you deserved it (3215)

On 11/21/2011 at 2:02am - work - by disciplinaryaction (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49564) - you deserved it (3046)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML

#18192690
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35238) - you deserved it (2625)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

#18183017
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17513) - you deserved it (34671)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32375) - you deserved it (3845)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

#18182410
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36198) - you deserved it (2669)

On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (4215)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

#18178318
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31505) - you deserved it (2258)

On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

#18170655
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32692) - you deserved it (17435)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

#18164044
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34365) - you deserved it (3205)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26927) - you deserved it (48430)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML

#18159889
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38678) - you deserved it (15208)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Sidney (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

#18156228
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37453) - you deserved it (4352)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)



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