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About Nemo123654 : Quick things to know about me ..I play guitar,ukulele ,gay,18yrs young,Vegas life,girls,bow ties,adultswim,sweet,funny, ,charming,sign:cancer ,always on fml, msg me,get to know me ✌️

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Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML


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Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML


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