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NekuSakuraba
  • Town/Country : Boston
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 4518
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NekuSakuraba : I read FML posts here to make me feel better about my own life.

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Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
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I agree, your life sucks (32598) - you deserved it (3399)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30806) - you deserved it (21042)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like jabba the hut. FML

#1225689
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65106) - you deserved it (8096)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by scarletdurose88 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)



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