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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 648
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About NeinKittenz : I'm sarcastic
Ostrich Tailored Scarf
I hate schools, and there reaction toward bullying and harassment
I Liekz Turtlez
Feel free to message me if you want to know more, or if u want to donate a cat picture to the NeinKittenz Foundation
My name in....
Italian: nein gattini
Spanish: nein gatitos
Bulgarian: Nein котенца
Czech: nein koťata
Arabic: القطط nein
Sail Hatan

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NeinKittenz's favorite FMLs

Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML

#20540360
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25280) - you deserved it (8377)

On 03/12/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to discover that the guy I hooked up with last night did indeed have a mullet. FML

#20535419
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16872) - you deserved it (54632)

On 03/08/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by WeHitTurbulence (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

#20533607
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55769) - you deserved it (14637)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States



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