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Neilish
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 492
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

#6394262
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I agree, your life sucks (13262) - you deserved it (2853)

On 11/21/2009 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by sleepwalker - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

#5850843
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9364) - you deserved it (18905)

On 10/16/2009 at 12:30pm - misc - by Sbfreak510 - Sent from mobile version

Today, after running late for work, my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shirt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé, who works for the same organization at a different location. Employees are prohibited from dating each other. FML

#4597948
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35537) - you deserved it (12639)

On 08/17/2009 at 11:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming 'sexy'. The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8369) - you deserved it (55592)

On 06/27/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by mtorres8789 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17482) - you deserved it (54646)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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