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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 265
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>swim_girl97</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 5:28am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:51am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 2:56am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 6:00pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:59pm<b>Harpy</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 9:42pm<b>HumanitysFinest</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:16am<b>Markie_Mark7881</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:40pm<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:36am<b>Snaek</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:52am<b>cokeman666</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 7:25am<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:16pm<b>kayzers</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:39pm<b>bradpersons</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:57pm<b>mt631</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 11:01am<b>brytonhansen</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:17pm<b>aguynamednick</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 4:46pm<b>iSOLO</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 9:45pm

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Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

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On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML



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