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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31656) - you deserved it (3597)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:20am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16192) - you deserved it (32427)

On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42796) - you deserved it (2939)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:13am - kids - by justgreat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6732) - you deserved it (26562)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)



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