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Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML


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On 11/20/2014 at 11:20am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML


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On 02/04/2012 at 5:16am - intimacy - by mattttbob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML


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On 09/28/2009 at 11:13am - kids - by justgreat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML


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On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)

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