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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
Friday 3 July 2015