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Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43951) - you deserved it (2996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19942) - you deserved it (81850)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (426309) - you deserved it (59708)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)



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