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by kingmetal42 / 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML
by doggie_doo_face / 02/05/2010 at 7:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
by EchoDearEcho / 02/04/2010 at 9:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2010 at 3:47am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by ceedee / 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by riptoofie / 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm / United States (Nevada) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
by Awkward / 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Goobie / 01/15/2010 at 2:24am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML
by poordog / 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2010 at 5:36am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Health
Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML
by ThatAintLogical / 12/18/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by AnRom / 12/17/2009 at 4:58am / United States (California) / Animals
by Sub / 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by chacha / 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States / Intimacy