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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18836
  • Number of comments : 878
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About NeatNit : Hi. I know what you're thinking - you want my hat. This hat is mine; If you want it, you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead airholes.

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NeatNit's favorite FMLs

Yesterday , I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider wit my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8808) - you deserved it (39407)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I introducd my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along . Apparently they get along better than I expectd; she dumpd me fir the other girl . FML

#6589221
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35953) - you deserved it (3931)

On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving mah roommate a blowjob was real . He just pretended it never happened . FML

#6494612
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30460) - you deserved it (4531)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

TODAY, I SAW ONE OF MAH FAVORITE HOCKEY PLAYER IN PUBLIC . I HAD MET HIM ONCE BEFORE, AND TO MAH SHOCK, HE REMEMBERD ME . I WAS PRETTY EXCITD UNTIL HE STARTD TALKING TO HIS FRIEND IN FRENCH . HE DIDN'T SEEM TO REALIZE THAT I'M FLUENT IN THE LANGUAGE . HE BASICALLY CALLD ME "UGLY PSYCHO BITCH." FML

#6417611
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35790) - you deserved it (6150)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with an I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around an gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting fir the weekend? FML

#6379842
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10687) - you deserved it (31829)

On 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by pchis4ever (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today hile I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend I mentioned bringing another lady in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me an said "let's ask your sister." He then got dressed an called her. FML

#6334893
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8886) - you deserved it (24783)

On 11/16/2009 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by 3sacrowd (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I went to go see mah boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to fine him "rehearsing" with her half naked. FML

#6309781
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41371) - you deserved it (2881)

On 11/15/2009 at 2:51am - love - by irishbitch (woman) -

Today, I realized that if u are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning an only put on a top, u should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves u standing up, turning around an grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML

#6264237
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7638) - you deserved it (38401)

On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

#6207441
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32176) - you deserved it (3262)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was walking down tha hall from tha livingroom. I ovarhaard mah mom talling somaona how proud sha was of har baby girl and how much sha lovd har. I thought sha was rafarring to mah first avar all "A" raport card. Turns out mah naw kittan usd its littar box corractly 4 tha first tima. FML

#5990004
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26872) - you deserved it (3172)

On 10/25/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated . They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes . So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air . FML

#5955896
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39132) - you deserved it (3240)

On 10/23/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by effmylife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48606) - you deserved it (3940)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after an amazing sex session, mah boyfriend rolls over and stare lovingly into mah eyes, puts his hand on mah cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

#5562076
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23938) - you deserved it (4471)

On 09/30/2009 at 4:28am - intimacy - by homersgirl (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I Was Planning On Breaking Up Wit Ma Girlfriend Of Five Yeres In Two Days Time . Se Just Mailed Me A Care Package Tat Said, ( I'd Die Witout You . ) FML

#5441571
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36125) - you deserved it (12338)

On 09/24/2009 at 12:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I finally workd up tha couraga to ask a cuta guy 4 his numbar. Onca ha had givan ma his , ha askd 4 mina. My initial happinass was daflatadhan ha said ( Ok , now I can just block avary massaga from you. ) And walkd away from ma. FML

#5328809
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43715) - you deserved it (4068)

On 09/18/2009 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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