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by Monika / 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by spekledworf / 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
by megomania / 05/02/2011 at 9:51am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by me / 04/30/2011 at 12:25am / United States / Health
Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2011 at 10:24pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by nohair / 04/24/2011 at 10:06am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by cdn_steed / 04/23/2011 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
by alopez1994 / 04/21/2011 at 1:28am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
by Username / 04/16/2011 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML
by Shamdog48 / 04/11/2011 at 11:08am / United States (New York) / Work
by blehhx / 04/09/2011 at 1:32am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
by shelby / 03/30/2011 at 12:54am / United States / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…