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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24503
  • Number of comments : 993
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About NeatNit : Hi. I know what you're thinking - you want my hat. This hat is mine; If you want it, you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead airholes.

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Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8712) - you deserved it (64635)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9181) - you deserved it (43249)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27981) - you deserved it (6835)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26647) - you deserved it (2231)

On 09/06/2011 at 6:53pm - misc - by poisongrl (woman) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35398) - you deserved it (6170)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by djfail - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34361) - you deserved it (3710)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12097) - you deserved it (47971)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32271) - you deserved it (2847)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32901) - you deserved it (52992)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27554) - you deserved it (3038)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27577) - you deserved it (2620)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12142) - you deserved it (73675)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12242) - you deserved it (39184)

On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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