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NeW_Daddy
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 657
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14982) - you deserved it (5079)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20669) - you deserved it (3005)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48680) - you deserved it (7070)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom



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