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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 738
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

#6596856
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I agree, your life sucks (20393) - you deserved it (6097)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

#6583595
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I agree, your life sucks (22155) - you deserved it (3164)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

#5107055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50034) - you deserved it (7239)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom



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