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NavyNuke
  • Town/Country : Goose Creek, SC, USA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 May 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 8670
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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40810) - you deserved it (7208)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11048) - you deserved it (2887)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14260) - you deserved it (31942)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)