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Today..!! 4 year old son gropd breasts and said..!! looool ( This is what daddy told me to do!! )

#21260160
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34248) - you deserved it (3902)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

I FOUND OUT THAT GRLFRIEND TAKES VIDEOS OF ME SLEEPING AND WATCHES THEM WITH HER FRIENDS. MEGA FML

#21250632
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35833) - you deserved it (3212)

On 09/02/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw someone purposely drive into someone's garbage can wit tier car . Trying to be nice, I stopped and started looool to pick it up . As I did, te owner cummed out of is ouse and cased me away wit a knife . FML

#21250496
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36806) - you deserved it (3483)

On 09/02/2014 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got wisdom teeth removd. All I can remember is crying to mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

as I got out the shower , my mom walked in to give me a towel , then quickly covered her eyes and said , "Woah , I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over , and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this 4 at least the next month. FML

TODAY... I ASKD MY DAD TO GIVE ME A HAIRCUT. AFTER 20 MINUTE OF ( FUCK )S AND ( SHIT )S... HE GAVE UP AND JUST SHAVD MY HEAD BALD. I PULL OFF THE LOOK SO BADLY THAT TWO PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HAVE ALREADY TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE A PSYCHOPATH. REAL FML

#21245833
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35156) - you deserved it (5930)

On 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by alanh69 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was taking a customar's ordar, whan sha said sha'd battar go 4 a salad, bacausa sha was gatting fat. Sha was actually vary slim, so I told har sha wasn't fat at all. Sha looool took ona look at ma and snortd "Yaah, compard to you, that's 4 sura." FML

#21245733
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42900) - you deserved it (4002)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS TRYING TO FIX A BROKEN DESK FAN. I'D TAKEN THE GUARD OFF AND WAS TRYING TO UNSCREW THE BLADES, WHEN MY ROOMMATE DECIDED IT'D BE FUNNY TO PLUG IT IN. THE BLADES SLICED INTO MY THUMB. I NEED STITCHES, AND HE STILL THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. FML

#21245038
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39266) - you deserved it (3906)

On 08/25/2014 at 12:17pm - health - by sharkgirl4 - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat te reason my boyfriend asn't textd me recently is looool tat e'd forgotten e was dating anyone. FML

#21244761
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41743) - you deserved it (4707)

On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

Today, Tha Polica Knockad On Mah Door, Saying That Thay Naadad To Invastigata Mah Housa Fir Animal Abusa. Apparantly Tha Naighbours Callad, Raporting A "scraaching Brd In Pain". I Hava No Brd, But I Hava Baan Singing Quita Loudly Racantly. FML

#21244302
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (5040)

On 08/24/2014 at 8:40am - animals - by abusedparrot - Australia (Queensland)

Today.. . a guy took me out on a date . His imaginary friends joined us . FML

#21244154
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38570) - you deserved it (3072)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday fir Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, u may impregnate my daughter." FML

#21243591
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45850) - you deserved it (6043)

On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

I finally told mah dad that I hate his girlfriend . I said her daughter's a completehore , and her son is annoying as fuck . Turns out they were in the house and within earshot , ready to throw me a birthday party . FML

#21243310
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24915) - you deserved it (45070)

On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah dad stoppd me mid-sentence and said he wantd to punch me in the face and set me on fre for using the looool word "selfie". FML

#21243189
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22894) - you deserved it (39573)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was so desperately lonely tat I begged a telemarketer not to ang up on me. FML

#21243162
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37202) - you deserved it (5753)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by lonely loser (man) - United States (Washington)



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