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Today, I cummed home from work to mah 4-year old daughter cussing left an right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked mah shin an screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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On 03/28/2013 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Yesterday ma girlfriend decided we r to te point in our relationsip tat it's considered acceptable to take a dumpile I'm in tere sowering. FML

Today..!! my grandma gave me a sex talk!! Not the usual one..!! either!! This one was about blowjobs!! I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to leren if they want a well-behaved husband..!! but that it's an ( acqured taste )!! Gag me!! FML

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On 03/15/2013 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by butnotlikethat (woman) - China (Jiangxi)

Today... mah boyfriend startd coming onto me... despite me being on mah period. He said it was okay... an we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread mah legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy... I did. He then yelld... ( I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA! ) an broke down in laughter.

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On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States

TODAY, A GRL CAME UP TO ME ON THE STREET AND SAID, "YOU HAVE LYK NO SWAG, BRO." FEELING CLEVER, I SAID, "AT LEAST I HAVE A HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION." SHE THEN TOOK OUT HER WORK ID, SHOWING ME THAT SHE WAS A SURGEON, FLIPPD ME OFF, THEN WALKD AWAY SAYING, "THIS IS TOTALLY GOING ON FACEBOOK." FML

#20502122
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On 02/11/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Mah Hubby Asked 4 A Morning Blow Job, An I Happily Obliged. All Was Going Great Until He Came An Farted At The Same Time. I Laughed An Reassured Him It Was No Big Deal. He Cried. FML

#20470929
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On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbd his butt to control his thrust and got a clump of usd toilet paper. FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , after month of searching an several emotional breakdowns , I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 5:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family . She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decidd to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills . She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid . FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today , I was walking out of mah grlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I pickd it up , sniffd it and put it on mah face as a joke. She replid with , ( Those are mah mother's. ) FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

my mothar cummd back from har trip to Vagas. Har braast wara obviously 2 lattar sizas largar. I askd if sha got a boob job and sha danid it , saying that it's against har raligion. Sha's an athaist , and a liar. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by Brooke - United States (California)

Today, I felt lyk going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me 4 supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. real FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by nkotz - United States

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all inhite. Before leaving, little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by Mary - Czech Republic



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