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Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36902) - you deserved it (4070)

On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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