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NataileeFaye

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1376
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About NataileeFaye : I am Swedish and Japanese, though you can clearly see the Swedish. I recently moved here to Japan to live with my father. I’m really sweet usually, so get to know me. (:

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Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

#15254679
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30153) - you deserved it (5351)

On 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm - misc - by ants9omarching (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

#15252423
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42133) - you deserved it (4085)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm - love - by drebel (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML

#15252326
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47183) - you deserved it (3236)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by sosad -

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

#15251582
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40523) - you deserved it (4385)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45899) - you deserved it (4201)

On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

#15248792
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38878) - you deserved it (5657)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37775) - you deserved it (6415)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29117) - you deserved it (12131)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML

#15229346
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32354) - you deserved it (3112)

On 03/07/2011 at 1:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

#15213017
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33029) - you deserved it (4853)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57361) - you deserved it (3675)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

#15207309
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40674) - you deserved it (3317)

On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

Today, due to my lagging browser, I accidentally "liked" a status my friend made about the deterioration of her relationship. Then, the computer froze, making it impossible to "unlike" it immediately. My friend won't accept that it was a mistake. FML

#15206605
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24972) - you deserved it (5168)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29180) - you deserved it (5760)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML

#15196116
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13154) - you deserved it (37486)

On 03/04/2011 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)



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