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NataileeFaye

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NataileeFaye

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1294
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About NataileeFaye : I am Swedish and Japanese, though you can clearly see the Swedish. I recently moved here to Japan to live with my father. I’m really sweet usually, so get to know me. (:

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Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

#15321178
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53970) - you deserved it (5158)

On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14266) - you deserved it (51138)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't let me move into his new apartment with him. It turns out his other girlfriend had already moved in. FML

#15319129
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42218) - you deserved it (4384)

On 03/15/2011 at 5:23am - love - by Kimberlie (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

#15313960
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17263) - you deserved it (38539)

On 03/14/2011 at 10:25pm - kids - by mommylovesu (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

#15312414
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25804) - you deserved it (9914)

On 03/14/2011 at 8:57pm - kids - by BSwan (woman) - Australia

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

#15311271
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33767) - you deserved it (4144)

On 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by cleangirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

#15309054
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32926) - you deserved it (7543)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

#15306672
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35020) - you deserved it (9327)

On 03/14/2011 at 10:44am - misc - by alex - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

#15302298
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26497) - you deserved it (14060)

On 03/14/2011 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML

#15301527
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52893) - you deserved it (8291)

On 03/14/2011 at 12:07am - love - by wtf -

Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML

#15298829
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25869) - you deserved it (12145)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:49pm - animals - by spaz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

#15296523
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42825) - you deserved it (2720)

On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

#15275510
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (6498)

On 03/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by mike - United States (North Carolina)

Today, an aunt that I'd had a massive falling out with passed away. My entire extended family refuses to speak to me, because they think I "had something to do with it". I live several hundred miles from her. FML

#15272926
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27649) - you deserved it (2569)

On 03/11/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by ieatoreos -

Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML

#15266054
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21564) - you deserved it (19431)

On 03/10/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by shia -



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