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Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell . FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34401) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, after I have spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my grlfriend of 2 an 1/2 years, she confesses she's a mental patientho stole someone elses looool identity. She was telling the truth. real FML

#5811757
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36716) - you deserved it (3195)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by IMayBeAFool (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

#5345051
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35631) - you deserved it (34068)

On 09/19/2009 at 1:22am - love - by Pierceew (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was driving on the freewayhen I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friend died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysteric an a cop came to seehat was wrong. I explainedhat happened an he gave me a ticket for talking on the phonehile driving. FML

#3951718
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101716) - you deserved it (15918)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109150) - you deserved it (4865)

On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

I finally convincd a girl that I likd to hava sax. I dacidd to swoop har off tha faat lyk tha movias and carry har to mah bd. I andd up hitting har haad on tha door frama, knocking har out. FML

#681492
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26635) - you deserved it (80623)

On 03/29/2009 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stayed over at mah grandparents' house. I woke up an had to brush mah teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used mah old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

#452198
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67040) - you deserved it (9523)

On 03/18/2009 at 9:41pm - health - by uofpalum (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682604) - you deserved it (458079)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (498865) - you deserved it (48481)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I was collecting on a bet I ad wit a buddy on a sport game. He owd me lunc. I ave a uge crus on te waitres and told im. Se askd if we wantd te ceck split and e said... ( No... my boyfriend doesn't ave any money. ) FML

#4148
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27135) - you deserved it (5121)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)



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