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Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Jeathrow - United States (California)
Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -
Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a co-worker. I got her the job. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 8:08am - love - by D-Man (man) - United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
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Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26026) - you deserved it (1994) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)
Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States
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