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About NamelessDisease : Aspiring graphics designer, avid video gamer, and computer enthusiast. Avenged Sevenfold ❤

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Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45847) - you deserved it (4137)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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