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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 593
  • Number of comments : 15
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Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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