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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 689
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NakMuayAdam : I'm smarter, faster, stronger, and better than all of you, bow to me.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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NakMuayAdam's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24072) - you deserved it (1901)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:25am - love - by daughter (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24946) - you deserved it (2294)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68136) - you deserved it (2866)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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