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NakMuayAdam

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NakMuayAdam

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1303
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NakMuayAdam : I'm smarter, faster, stronger, and better than all of you, bow to me.

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NakMuayAdam's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw on my 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list. What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her. FML

#20102155
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31062) - you deserved it (3798)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

#20077962
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45013) - you deserved it (6470)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML

#20077204
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25729) - you deserved it (2022)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:25am - love - by daughter (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

#20076675
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26545) - you deserved it (2451)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

#98260
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69656) - you deserved it (2971)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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