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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 606
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NakMuayAdam : I'm smarter, faster, stronger, and better than all of you, bow to me.

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NakMuayAdam's favorite FMLs

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

#20076675
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24904) - you deserved it (2294)

On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

#98260
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68073) - you deserved it (2860)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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