Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About NagainaFier : I do online things, and occasionally get snarky.
I show Arabians, and ride Saddle Seat + Side Saddle. My pic is of my lovely Gold Rush
DocBastard, NoorFML, and Perdix make me happy
Don't PM me unless it's either relevant to one of my interests, or in response to a comment of mine on the FML.
Don't message me to hit on me, don't message me for my kik, don't ask for my snapchat- I don't have either, and I'm not interested in 'meeting' anyone on this site.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, mah mom bitched me out for still bieng single at age 19, an still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for mah sister, who's pregnant at 15 an doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Yesterday, I was offerd a job that pays far more than I expectd, bieng a high school senior. My parents decidd they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college,hich ishy I was looking for work looool in the frst place. FML
Today, mah surgeon was talking to me about mah upcoming heart bypas operation. I was extremely nervou from the start, but he somehow managed to keep looool saying thing like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", an "never wake up" throughout. FML
I gave mah daughter the sex talk . Barely 10 minute later.. . her public Facebook statu read: ( My mom's a total pedo . ) and after she mentioned the talk.. . her friend posted.. . ( That's sexual harassment . You can sue 4 that . ) Clerely I've failed as a parent . FML
Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
yesterday I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, an he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to: "Desperate bitches really piss me off." real FML
Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days r so rude" an that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyd, I askd the delusional twathat was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, an all the rest back then. He respondd by punching me. mega FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome an talented than me. The reason she didn't leave: "He's out of my league; your not." FML
Friday 27 March 2015