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NYM88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 February 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NYM88 : Helping keep you in the air since 2009.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. That's how I roll.

She thinks my turbine's sexy.

I do what the voices in my turbine tell me.

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Visits<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 7:25am<b>WoldowJR</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 5:12pm<b>ashleigh_b</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 6:59am<b>Tinii</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 1:16am<b>FuckFace10</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 11:05pm<b>808andheartbreak</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 3:31am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 12:00pm<b>alex_iam</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 1:23pm<b>ryork199</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 11:36am<b>tempermental</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 3:20am<b>m5ar123</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 11:43pm<b>partyartie</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 11:38pm<b>aimzskee</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 4:48pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 12:47am<b>uremystar</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 4:51am<b>ilikeirony</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 1:47am<b>urinal_shitter</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 5:29pm<b>Logan_A_Caruso</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 4:02pm

Liked!<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 1:25pm<b>ashleigh_b</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 11:58am

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NYM88's favorite FMLs

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16881) - you deserved it (1878)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML

#21340454
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35293) - you deserved it (4718)

On 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

#21340142
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30739) - you deserved it (6366)

On 01/19/2015 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30333) - you deserved it (6365)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

#21333682
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26811) - you deserved it (2163)

On 01/08/2015 at 11:40pm - work - by notahero (man) - United States (California)

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

#21330517
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35001) - you deserved it (4831)

On 01/04/2015 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

#21325382
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30781) - you deserved it (2307)

On 12/27/2014 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML

#21308437
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34214) - you deserved it (3041)

On 11/29/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by .... - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waiting for a plane, a man in a wheelchair was struggling to get to baggage, so I helped him. I did so without realising that I passed through the "No Entry" gate. What did I forget? My phone, my ID, and my boarding pass. What do you need to get back to the plane? All of those. FML

Today, a customer told me that there was no way he was paying for his shopping. He then walked off. As it turns out, the customer IS always right. FML

#21259221
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31929) - you deserved it (2741)

On 09/16/2014 at 1:04am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

#21234535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39658) - you deserved it (3448)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

#21216504
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (3123)

On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

#21202986
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40774) - you deserved it (12444)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

#21202372
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41537) - you deserved it (3002)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)



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