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NYM88

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NYM88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About NYM88 : Helping keep you in the air since 2009.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. That's how I roll.

She thinks my turbine's sexy.

I do what the voices in my turbine tell me.

NYM88's page activity

Visits<b>emmabear1995</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 9:33pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 7:25am<b>WoldowJR</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 5:12pm<b>ashleigh_b</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 6:59am<b>Tinii</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 1:16am<b>FuckFace10</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 11:05pm<b>808andheartbreak</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 3:31am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 12:00pm<b>alex_iam</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 1:23pm<b>ryork199</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 11:36am<b>tempermental</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 3:20am<b>m5ar123</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 11:43pm<b>partyartie</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 11:38pm<b>aimzskee</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 4:48pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 12:47am<b>uremystar</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 4:51am<b>ilikeirony</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 1:47am<b>urinal_shitter</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 5:29pm

Fucked!<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 1:25pm<b>ashleigh_b</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 11:58am

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NYM88's favorite FMLs

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

#21390474
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31059) - you deserved it (3060)

On 04/09/2015 at 3:55am - work - by jackzz - Vietnam (Dac Lac)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30441) - you deserved it (4347)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31645) - you deserved it (24)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24375) - you deserved it (2652)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML

#21340454
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35703) - you deserved it (5022)

On 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

#21340142
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31204) - you deserved it (6429)

On 01/19/2015 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30555) - you deserved it (6393)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

#21333682
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26885) - you deserved it (2166)

On 01/08/2015 at 11:40pm - work - by notahero (man) - United States (California)

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

#21330517
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37169) - you deserved it (5264)

On 01/04/2015 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

#21325382
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (2312)

On 12/27/2014 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML

#21308437
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34277) - you deserved it (3051)

On 11/29/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by .... - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waiting for a plane, a man in a wheelchair was struggling to get to baggage, so I helped him. I did so without realising that I passed through the "No Entry" gate. What did I forget? My phone, my ID, and my boarding pass. What do you need to get back to the plane? All of those. FML

Today, a customer told me that there was no way he was paying for his shopping. He then walked off. As it turns out, the customer IS always right. FML

#21259221
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31984) - you deserved it (2745)

On 09/16/2014 at 1:04am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

#21234535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39725) - you deserved it (3450)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)



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