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NYM88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 544
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About NYM88 : Helping keep you in the air since 2009.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. That's how I roll.

She thinks my turbine's sexy.

I do what the voices in my turbine tell me.

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:09pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 1:25pm<b>ashleigh_b</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 11:58am

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NYM88's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

#21451593
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13391) - you deserved it (951)

On 08/04/2015 at 12:23am - misc - by MomStayOutOfTheCar - United States

Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML

#21445713
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9601) - you deserved it (33945)

On 07/22/2015 at 10:32pm - misc - by sucked_in - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML

#21440412
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23553) - you deserved it (1603)

On 07/12/2015 at 9:11am - work - by retail hell (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

#21428639
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26910) - you deserved it (2012)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was let go from my job, because I "progress too quickly and there's no promotions available" and I "can find a better place to work at". FML

#21416754
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28700) - you deserved it (1936)

On 05/27/2015 at 6:27pm - work - by smyp - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

#21415827
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29105) - you deserved it (1758)

On 05/25/2015 at 11:50pm - work - by tmi4me - United States

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

#21414899
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33376) - you deserved it (2088)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:15am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

#21390474
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31742) - you deserved it (3076)

On 04/09/2015 at 3:55am - work - by jackzz - Vietnam (Dac Lac)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30525) - you deserved it (4356)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31769) - you deserved it (76)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24440) - you deserved it (2657)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML

#21340454
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35776) - you deserved it (5029)

On 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

#21340142
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31294) - you deserved it (6436)

On 01/19/2015 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30653) - you deserved it (6408)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

#21333682
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26952) - you deserved it (2168)

On 01/08/2015 at 11:40pm - work - by notahero (man) - United States (California)



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