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NWO666

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2445
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About NWO666 : Im Jonelle, and and I'm 18 years old. Message me to find out more about me.

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Visits<b>J3R3MYY</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 11:12pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 7:20am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 2:42pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 9:52am<b>babeybazooka</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:26pm<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:05pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 11:40am<b>AngeloH09</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 7:26pm<b>lindacollins423</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 2:37am<b>bps315</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 6:06am<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:13am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:13am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:38pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:15am<b>baseballdude1283</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 2:31pm<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 1:26am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 12:39am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:19pm

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NWO666's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

#21443788
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24692) - you deserved it (2855)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

#21439620
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28336) - you deserved it (2884)

On 07/10/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

#21402940
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14897) - you deserved it (30167)

On 05/01/2015 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33906) - you deserved it (4529)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

#21399867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33173) - you deserved it (4931)

On 04/26/2015 at 6:05am - health - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

#21390746
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15501) - you deserved it (38733)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm - work - by Distracted (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29108) - you deserved it (2553)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33593) - you deserved it (4980)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

#21365242
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18800) - you deserved it (55650)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

#21364131
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26763) - you deserved it (5349)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:08pm - animals - by jynxisadouchebag - United States (California)

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

#21362620
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33767) - you deserved it (3008)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

#21306286
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38398) - you deserved it (3171)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

#21295011
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37179) - you deserved it (3192)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)



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