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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML

#20970124
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47499) - you deserved it (17216)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by sister sister - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

#20853141
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41239) - you deserved it (8769)

On 08/25/2013 at 12:30am - love - by Tyler - United States

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72539) - you deserved it (5880)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31308) - you deserved it (9157)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136681) - you deserved it (36874)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59015) - you deserved it (4780)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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