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by sister sister / 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
by Tyler / 08/25/2013 at 12:30am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML
by FASHlONABLE / 04/05/2010 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by princess / 03/17/2009 at 1:06am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by SoClose / 02/03/2009 at 9:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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