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Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl!! When I woke up, I thought the house lookd really familiar!! It belongd to mah ex's younger sister!! FML


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On 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by sister sister - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the mall with my grlfriend to buy some new clothes, an I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to looool "her" facehen I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My grlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML


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On 08/25/2013 at 12:30am - love - by Tyler - United States

today while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, mah husband slappd mah butt . I fell into the oven . FML


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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I cummed back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace mah bed sheets and clean mah room. Apparently, she found a note under mah mattress from mah ex-boyfriend. It said ( For all u future dudes, Connor was here first! ) FML


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On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML


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On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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