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Today mah boyfriend emaild me this morning to let me know that he had forwardd the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates an friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also includd. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, I was in lying in bd with mah boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, an it apperes that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
I was sitting in mah room watching TV when I hered mah mother obnoxiously yelling 4 the dog. Minutes later she stomped into mah room... swatted me over the head... and yelled at me 4 not answering when she called. She actually got mah name mixed up with the dog's.
Yesterday, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt an pants an spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars tohoop my ass. FML
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper an cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons an the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Today, we were in the car with mah puppy,ho favours mah sister. She had been sat on her lap for ahile,hen she stood up and climbed onto mah lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to mah sister. fat FML
Today, I crawled into bed naked, wanting to get some and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked . When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass looool and said 'oh' then rolled back over and went to sleep . FML
Today, mah boss reached over an yanked up mah shrt right above mah breastshile looool she said, "I'm all 4 flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are drty old men that work here." FML
Taday a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it... the grasshopper jumped onto my chest an into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out... my boyfriend leaned back an said... "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
Friday 27 March 2015