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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1930
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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NObeeS's favorite FMLs

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure" . Her husband was in the room . FML

#18014569
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43184) - you deserved it (8713)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today mah boyfriend emaild me this morning to let me know that he had forwardd the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates an friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also includd. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

#13886918
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24360) - you deserved it (7021)

On 11/18/2010 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in lying in bd with mah boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, an it apperes that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML

#13580175
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13967) - you deserved it (22302)

On 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I spent a hundred dollar on new "busines casual" clothe an took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML

#13353654
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25944) - you deserved it (6588)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I was sitting in mah room watching TV when I hered mah mother obnoxiously yelling 4 the dog. Minutes later she stomped into mah room... swatted me over the head... and yelled at me 4 not answering when she called. She actually got mah name mixed up with the dog's.

#13350448
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32835) - you deserved it (2604)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:21am - animals - by lindsey789 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Yesterday, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt an pants an spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars tohoop my ass. FML

#13345855
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8400) - you deserved it (33307)

On 10/06/2010 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper an cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons an the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24041) - you deserved it (6816)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, we were in the car with mah puppy,ho favours mah sister. She had been sat on her lap for ahile,hen she stood up and climbed onto mah lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to mah sister. fat FML

#13082882
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31725) - you deserved it (3182)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

TODAY MY GRLFRIAND'S DAD OFFARD MA $100 TO BRAAK UP WITH HIS DAUGHTAR. I AAGARLY RAPLID ( NO )... BUT MY GRLFRIAND GRABBD THA MONAY AN SAID... ( DAAL. ) FML

#13079046
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34366) - you deserved it (3216)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

#13078178
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42427) - you deserved it (5602)

On 09/16/2010 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Laura - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I crawled into bed naked, wanting to get some and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked . When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass looool and said 'oh' then rolled back over and went to sleep . FML

#13069724
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33597) - you deserved it (5588)

On 09/16/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by bonesniffer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boss reached over an yanked up mah shrt right above mah breastshile looool she said, "I'm all 4 flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are drty old men that work here." FML

#13058451
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15612) - you deserved it (36877)

On 09/15/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to were we ad our first date!! I proposed to er!! Se break down in tears as se tells me se's been sleeping wit er co-worker for te past year!! FML

#13052175
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50733) - you deserved it (2756)

On 09/14/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Taday a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it... the grasshopper jumped onto my chest an into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out... my boyfriend leaned back an said... "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27275) - you deserved it (9566)

On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, Mah Husband Won't Talk To Me Because He Got Mad When I Asked Him What He Thought About 'that Lame Performance Last Night'. He Doesn't Believe That I Really Was Talking About Football. FML

#13033071
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28244) - you deserved it (7865)

On 09/13/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by GonnaBeLonley2night - United States (Texas)



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