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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, as my son carried the cage with live food for his pet lizards up the stairs, I heard the sound of 2,500 baby crickets escaping. FML
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On 08/02/2009 at 9:29pm - animals - by cricketeer (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
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On 08/02/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by amburrr (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was riding my motorcycle. Suddenly, I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. As a sign of anger, I spat my gum towards her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into the bushes. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
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On 07/26/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by Deadfish (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML
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On 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by zinka - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward for severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words my friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? "Does this mean you're not gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying." FML
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On 07/22/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by emogurl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML
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On 07/21/2009 at 3:34am - work - by homework (man) - India (Delhi)
Today, I was supposed to hear back from a job I interviewed for. The guy called me and told me I got it. I said "Thank you, thank you, thank you!!" He responded with "You're welcome Emily". My name isn't Emily, it's Kim. He got the numbers mixed up. FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 6:35pm - work - by KimberleyIrene (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by tukker (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 12:02am - animals - by orangethonglover (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by failure - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
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