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NOACCEPTANCE772
  • Town/Country : Nottingham, UnitedKingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 April 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 839
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About NOACCEPTANCE772 : Lol, I ain't gonna tell you yet. ;)

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Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

#4679232
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74556) - you deserved it (5748)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML

#4539683
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65802) - you deserved it (3684)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:32am - money - by Shadyblood (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I got my first facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

#4501015
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43229) - you deserved it (6773)

On 08/13/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by Jamie (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I bought a new computer. I gave my old one to my mother. After handing it over and going home, I realised I forgot to change the background picture, a naked photo of my girlfriend. FML

#4426639
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7090) - you deserved it (57653)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by picaboo (man) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend asked me to sniff his armpit to see if he was the one who smelled. I did because we are that comfortable with us. After a couple of sniffs I heard laughter. I forgot I was sitting in his living room and his family was watching me the whole time. I am now the BO finder. FML

#4397930
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8388) - you deserved it (33933)

On 08/09/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by broke_otaku (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML

#4359273
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38676) - you deserved it (3187)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:31am - misc - by Crazyyyymomentsss (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She has been there all day. FML

#4255105
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42696) - you deserved it (3429)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:16pm - work - by Azcrazy (man) - United States

Today, as my son carried the cage with live food for his pet lizards up the stairs, I heard the sound of 2,500 baby crickets escaping. FML

#4239314
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40551) - you deserved it (4621)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:29pm - animals - by cricketeer (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

#4238671
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49218) - you deserved it (2049)

On 08/02/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by amburrr (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

#4147404
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46748) - you deserved it (2452)

On 07/29/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

#4142743
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10658) - you deserved it (66555)

On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

#4053861
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38931) - you deserved it (6008)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by Deadfish (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took the bus to Boston. My bike is in Boston. My bike lock is in Boston. The key is in New York. FML

#4035299
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12988) - you deserved it (32213)

On 07/25/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by zinka - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward for severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words my friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? "Does this mean you're not gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying." FML

#3947588
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39765) - you deserved it (24491)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by emogurl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML

#3923444
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47340) - you deserved it (5417)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:34am - work - by homework (man) - India (Delhi)



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