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NH_Freelancer
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 320
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NH_Freelancer : Animal lover. Environmentalist. Photographer. Feel free to message me if you want to chat!

Currently working on a bachelor's degree in Environmental Science.

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Visits<b>brieee</b> - 24 hours ago<b>Allornone</b> - yesterday at 11:05pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 11:43pm<b>Shipley18</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 10:40pm<b>KristaAaronn</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 12:52am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 11:39am<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 11:01am<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 10:13am<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:44am<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:22pm<b>maybeimhere</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 7:17pm<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:49am<b>kittina</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 11:39pm<b>JayGatsby</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 1:57pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 1:19pm<b>acrochick27</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:05pm<b>cherribomb</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:42pm<b>hellpop</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:30am

Fucked!<b>brieee</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Allornone</b> - yesterday at 5:05am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:39pm<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:02pm<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 4:01pm<b>hellpop</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 11:29am<b>missa8604</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 5:33am<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:08am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:48am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 2:06pm<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 7:25pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 6:08am<b>luvsumer</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 7:46pm<b>EclipseCandy6</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Leigghhh</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:18pm<b>Skulllily</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 9:59pm<b>BlondePsycho</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 8:07pm<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 11:43pm

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Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28545) - you deserved it (3362)

On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

#21395494
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28121) - you deserved it (2190)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:12pm - love - by pandapantsMD (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29195) - you deserved it (3040)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

#21373326
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105) - you deserved it (1873)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

#21364131
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25767) - you deserved it (4966)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:08pm - animals - by jynxisadouchebag - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31600) - you deserved it (3795)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

#21355550
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33404) - you deserved it (3387)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

#21353788
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15809) - you deserved it (33957)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by randomdude3890 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34484) - you deserved it (2336)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML

#21330766
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (3282)

On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34529) - you deserved it (13448)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML

#21235038
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36397) - you deserved it (4465) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/11/2014 at 3:05pm - love - by Fennec (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML



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