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NH_Freelancer's favorite FMLs
by madbabynoel / 03/25/2016 at 11:06am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/23/2016 at 10:36am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, an attention seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding with no bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 7:32am / Netherlands / Love
by UnluckyReporter / 02/17/2016 at 1:35am / United States (Kentucky) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/13/2015 at 6:47am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by animorpher / 10/23/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 50-something coworker followed through on his threat to file a defamation lawsuit against me. All because I jokingly said "pedo" after he bragged to everyone that his girlfriend is a smoking hot 19-year-old. FML
by Anownimous / 09/18/2015 at 3:51pm / United States (California) / Money
by chillnhill / 09/10/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I started my new job. The first thing my coworkers asked me is what football team I like. When I told them I didn't really like sports, they immediately stopped talking to me and haven't since, even when I ask them work-related questions. FML
by NotASportsGuy / 09/06/2015 at 8:46am / United States (New York) / Work
by ShroomSalad / 08/17/2015 at 6:11pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Bengemon825 / 06/20/2015 at 3:03pm / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
by CassidyQueen / 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/05/2015 at 11:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous