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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 680
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NH_Freelancer : Animal lover. Environmentalist. Photographer. Feel free to message me if you want to chat!

Geoscience major.

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Today, my husband and I spent 10 of our last $20 on pizza. Upon arriving home, I stepped out of the car and slipped on some mud, losing my balance and dropping the open box right into the mud. FML

Today, my 50-something coworker followed through on his threat to file a defamation lawsuit against me. All because I jokingly said "pedo" after he bragged to everyone that his girlfriend is a smoking hot 19-year-old. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 3:51pm - money - by Anownimous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

Today, I started my new job. The first thing my coworkers asked me is what football team I like. When I told them I didn't really like sports, they immediately stopped talking to me and haven't since, even when I ask them work-related questions. FML


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On 09/06/2015 at 8:46am - work - by NotASportsGuy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on hold with a company for so long that I was able to shower, clean my house, and was using the hold music to put my son to sleep. FML

Today, I was trying to sleep in the car, and when I went to rest my face on my fist, our car hit a bump and I ended up punching myself in the face. FML


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On 06/20/2015 at 3:03pm - misc - by Bengemon825 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML


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On 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm - love - by CassidyQueen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML


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On 06/05/2015 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML


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On 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML


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On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML


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On 04/17/2015 at 11:12pm - love - by pandapantsMD (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML


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On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML


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On 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML


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On 02/26/2015 at 7:08pm - animals - by jynxisadouchebag - United States (California)

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