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NH_Freelancer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 508
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NH_Freelancer : Animal lover. Environmentalist. Photographer. Feel free to message me if you want to chat!

Currently working on a bachelor's degree in Environmental Science.

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Visits<b>CountEjacula</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 10:44pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 10:46am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 9:24am<b>cupcakegirl0424</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 10:29pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 8:56pm<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 8:34am<b>_minifty</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 10:39pm<b>ffiguresskating</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 12:39am<b>babeybazooka</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 2:40pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 1:32am<b>NicoleP1993</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:49pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:43pm<b>nixienicotine</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:37pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:28am<b>_awwhellnaw_</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 9:37am<b>bambam42069</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:51pm<b>RandEm2497</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:51am<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 11:48pm

Fucked!<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 4:46pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 9:03pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:28am<b>daddysgirl8</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:42am<b>BBlah</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 5:16pm<b>failedgamer01</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:49am<b>saffy66</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:29am<b>MrsHaxxo</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:33am<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:17pm<b>brieee</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:07pm<b>Allornone</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:05am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:39pm<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:02pm<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 4:01pm<b>hellpop</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 11:29am<b>missa8604</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 5:33am<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:08am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:48am

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NH_Freelancer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on hold with a company for so long that I was able to shower, clean my house, and was using the hold music to put my son to sleep. FML

Today, I was trying to sleep in the car, and when I went to rest my face on my fist, our car hit a bump and I ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#21429093
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22665) - you deserved it (3847)

On 06/20/2015 at 3:03pm - misc - by Bengemon825 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML

#21421518
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28677) - you deserved it (5189)

On 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm - love - by CassidyQueen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

#21421237
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26642) - you deserved it (3232)

On 06/05/2015 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

#21419928
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (4016)

On 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29381) - you deserved it (3710)

On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

#21395494
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29469) - you deserved it (2465)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:12pm - love - by pandapantsMD (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (3069)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

#21373326
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30616) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

#21364131
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26761) - you deserved it (5349)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:08pm - animals - by jynxisadouchebag - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31838) - you deserved it (3814)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

#21355550
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34702) - you deserved it (3745)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

#21353788
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15836) - you deserved it (34013)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by randomdude3890 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36449) - you deserved it (2707)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)



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