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Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36281) - you deserved it (4454) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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